Local Election Results - Who Cares? We're Still Going To Get Screwed!

Another election, and another set of useless, egotistical feckless knob ends are assigned by the MINORITY to look after the affairs of the Borough of Worthing.

Personally speaking, I didn't vote, what's the point?

Firstly not one of the candidates for my ward bothered to deliver any kind of propaganda through my door, neither did any of the lazy bastards bother to knock on my door and canvass my vote or ask my opinion!

I have a comment for those candidates fighting for my vote.

WHO THE FECK ARE YOU? WHERE THE FECK WERE YOU?

I noticed the LIB DEM candidate Keith Sunderland was complaining about the low turnout.

Well I have news for Mr Sunderland, it's no wonder there was a poor fecking turnout, when you, yes YOU, cannot be arsed to go round and speak to people.

No wonder you didn't win your ward, here's a clue as to why, it's because your fecking useless!

And whilst we are on the subject, I would like to supply local councilors and would be local councilors with two ground breaking concepts.

1. Try getting some common sense, an empty matchbox has more inside it than wannabe local councilors.
2. There are another 48 weeks in the year when you can come and see the electorate; just think of the rapport you would build with the people of Worthing should you bother to speak to us other than when you are after our vote!

I have no doubt that if any of the local councilor's bothered to put themselves in front of voters over the course of 12 months, we would feel more obliged to get off are backsides and go and vote.

So Mr LOSER Sunderland, when you next plan a campaign, if you beg nicely, I'll consider looking after your campaign and getting you some publicity. After all I guarantee that more people have read this blog than anything to do with your campaign.

As for us poor people of Worthing, if you don't like the next 12 months of local politics, then do something about it - VOTE